-Да ти прочета от печата:  Тук пише от какво мРе българинът.
  -А стига, не от какво, а за какво- Българинът мре не, защото няма това или онова, а защото съседът му го има...
 -Апартаметите са намалили смъртността, защото не е като да надничаш през плета в съседния двор...
- Още по зле - чува се. Я сакам Вуте да е зле..
- Радвай се, Вуте се споминал, умрел...
-Е, па ако е отишъл у райо, как че го преживея...
-Завистта е грех, ти че отидеш направо у ада...
-Че то тука живот ли е с тия дека ни управлеют?!
-Стига си се нервил- синот ти е министър...
-Едно време бе, да си министър. Само 4 апартамента и 5 милиона сестил...
-Ще го тикнат в затвора
-Затвор?! Така ли си мислиш за президентството. Ами ако променят конституцията и станем президентска...какво ти стана бе комшу... Ало, 112 тук еди си умре... я само се пошегувах, синот ми си е в затвора... Ах, този дявол се ококори, ще живее. Не требе доктор, требат си негативни новини...

 

Имам един приятел журналист в трудовия дневен вестник - като ме срещне пита "Какво ново?" - ако се усмихвам - махва с ръка и отминава кисело - "Дай нещо негативно, тва не е новина"...
Пък една друга бивша журналистка рано сутринта се връща от входа на месстното полицейско управление тъжна: "Изнесоха сводката за вчера - няма нито един убит"... - не издържа момичето и сега си работи по специалността като оптик...

нЕ ПРИЗНАВАМЕ, А ВСИЧКИ ЧАКАМЕ ЛОШИТЕ НОВИНИ И ТЕ... НЕ СПИРАТ

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